2007-11-16 - 9:23 p.m.

AGONY

Oooooooooooooooh, my heeeed. It's gonna pop! I wish you could REALLY buy the vice that Uncle Fester used to put on his head. I think it would be a useful tool for those of us who suffer from sinus problems.

Really. I mean, I get headaches that can only be relieved by applying intense pressure to the bones of my face. If there were a...vice-mask...or...something. Something that resembles what they made Hannibal Lecter wear, only which applies pressure to the facial bones. I just *know* it would sell...probably to sinus sufferers and fetishists alike.

If you steal my idea and sell it, I shall eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.

*insert Hannibal-y slurpy sounds*

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