Comments:

OBF - 2007-09-05 00:17:20
I'm dying - there's got to be a tasteless remark in that somewhere. Oh well. ....................................................I've never wanted to be a piece of fruit so bad in my life.
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Myramains - 2007-09-05 00:20:44
Do you know how I hate it when you're there but I can't see you? Mmmm? Curses!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s....I want you more than muscadines. :)
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MyraMains - 2007-09-05 01:36:49
Further, if you can't squeeze some perversion out of "It's heaven in a little purple ball", then I cannot help you, sir.
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artgnome - 2007-09-05 04:50:44
I have no idea what these are and have not heard of them before. They look like plums. Also, it's unheard of finding any fruit under $2 in my neck of the woods, so it sounds like a deal to me. Try comparing it to the price of sexual favors, and maybe that will help to ease your dismay. hah.
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MyraMains - 2007-09-05 08:32:30
They're like tough-skinned grapes, Art. They're delicious and the taste is unlike anything else. I am IN the muscadines, it's the sexual favors I haven't seen hide nor hair of. I'd be willing to pay upwards of $2 for sure! (but that only buys hobo lovin', right? 'Cause I've already had that. In fact, I married him. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA oh god help me)
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artgnome - 2007-09-05 20:56:23
Oh, you SLAY me, Myra! I miss chatting with you and your sis and the evil one and smed! I'm retired from hobo lovin' myself! ;)
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