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Teets - 2007-12-02 19:03:59
Dude. That's tragic, yo.
I had a horrible nightmare and woke up wanting to choke YOU, dear sister. It seems you had decided to get back together with a certain thoroughly hated psychotic asshole and the only reason you could give for this complete insanity was that you wanted to get laid and knew this was a quick route there. I was talking myself blue in the face trying to talk sense into you and every single shred of reality was falling on deaf ears. It was almost homicidal frustration, coupled with outright panic. Not a pleasant dream. I think it could damage my health to go through that, even in my sleep. Hmmmm... we're both dreaming about you going back to bad relationships. What's this all about? Uh... stay strong. For the love of Pete, stay strong.
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MyraMains - 2007-12-02 20:27:50
Sister, as my dear friend worm would say, I would sooner sandpaper the asshole of a lion while in a phonebooth than to go back to the psychotic bag of crazy to which you refer. I had another dream about Drinky McDirtyliver, too. Thank God it's all in my sleep. I feel so relieved when I wake up nowadays. What do you suppose it IS?
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OBF - 2007-12-04 00:57:39
One of these days I'm going to break the code - I think I know who the guy in the post is, but who in the heck is Drinky McDirtyliver? Is he related to Smoky Smokerson, the long lost son of Sophilthia Wrottencrotch? BTW, the two of you and your dream synchronicity is a bit scary - Witchy Women!
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MyraMains - 2007-12-04 08:44:19
Drinky McDirtyliver is my ex-husband, OBF. Cause he does, and it is.
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Teets - 2007-12-04 12:01:54
OBF, we have actually had the same dream on the same night a couple times. We both dreamed about green apples at granny's house and other things I don't even want to talk about.
Sister, I'm not entirely sure what all these nightmares are about, but I'm pretty sure it's all OBF's fault. Maybe when he upgrades from OBF to CBF we'll be all done with this unpleasantness. Just sayin. :-)
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OBF - 2007-12-04 21:03:54
I was thinking that perhaps it would have been better to be quiet on this post, lest I get flicked in the ear. And look, I didn't go with my first instinct and wack! right in the lobe.
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MyraMains - 2007-12-04 22:25:28
But it's so fun to flap those lobes. Lemme do the other 'un.
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Teets - 2007-12-05 02:18:45
OBF, do you remember stepping on my foot in a strawberry field in Germany? Jes' axing.
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MyraMains - 2007-12-05 08:46:35
*snicker*
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OBF - 2007-12-05 21:54:43
I know the story, but I'm not sure I remember the event. The entire day is a sweaty palmed, scared o' your Dad, blinding flash of teen aged stress. I generally remember that I ticked you off that day.
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MyraMains - 2007-12-05 22:46:33
You SCARRED my BOYFRIEND, Teets. (And she enjoyed it, too. I still remember her expression. She had TWO to menace that day, and she ate it up. Like fresh strawberries.)
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Teets - 2007-12-06 15:21:22
OBF, funny funny OBF. Actually, you did not really tick me off. I was just messing with you. You stepped on my foot, so I said "Get off my foot, you oaf". And that was very amusing to me. I was happy that you presented me with the awesome opportunity to embarrass you and my sister in one fell swoop. Good times. :-)
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Teets - 2007-12-06 15:22:18
Dude, my happy face didn't work out. Sheesh.
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MyraMains - 2007-12-06 21:22:00
Your happy face worked just fine. Your smug face did too, while you called my sweet baboo an oaf. My poor, strawberry stained, stich-headed, slightly klutzy, sweet baboo.
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