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2006-05-17 - 12:36 p.m. I DID IT AGAIN Sometimes I say the wrong thing and ruin my mother�s entire day. That�s not my goal going in, but as soon as the fatal words leave my mouth, I�m kicking myself. I KNOW my mother. I know better than to do that after all this time, and I know EXACTLY what sets her off. Yet. Just now, I said �the cat�s ass�. The context isn�t necessary. The simple fact that there are a hundred ways around saying the word �ass� is all that matters here. I failed miserably. Mom called in a great mood. She�s into another sales dealie involving getting freakishly rich in an incredibly short amount of time, and she�s beside herself with excitement. Of course it�s the best product in the universe and, being a consummate salesperson, Mom is excited about her prospects and will most likely do very well. Mom called to explain why I hadn�t heard from her in the past few days, and to tell me of her latest recruitment conquests�and somewhere during this cheery chat I said �the cat�s ass�. I may has well have whacked her on the snout with a rolled up newspaper. Thank god for her new business obligation�her phone beeped and she had to go pursue greatness instead of reminding me that I�m an energy-draining asshat. I�m sure she�ll get back to that. Argh. free hit counter � � 5 comments so far |