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2009-04-22 - 9:14 p.m. FARTKNOCKERS BE DAMNED! I was at a market yesterday, strolling a sparely populated frozen foods isle when, for no apparent reason, a few packages of frozen cob corn tumbled off their shelf inside the glass-paned cooler, just as I walked by. I pointed and said aloud "Corn-o'-lanche!" (because I do stuff like that) and then I cracked up (because I find me very funny) and *then*, I felt ashamed when I realized another shopper within earshot had seen and heard the entire thing and was quite unimpressed. He didn't get "corn-o'-lanche". Either he didn't get it, or he was just a humorless old fartknocker who can't break off a smile. Either way, I was mildly embarrassed and suddenly aware of how odd I am. Funny. And embarrassing. Mostly funny.
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