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2006-03-10 - 12:40 a.m. FAITH MAKES HEADLINES Man. I'm just a malcontent. Right on the heels of my tale of extreme unprofessionalism, I found myself posting this picture and pointing out that Faith has begun to age. Now how petty is that? And all because she was rude to me a decade ago at Swampboogie. I was supposed to put a microphone on her, and she wasn't down with that, apparently. Anyway. She was rude all the day, and to get some measure of pitiful vengeance, I scanned her for cellulite. I know exactly how sad that is, thankyouverymuch... I couldn't find any ugly spots. That really sucked. I'd have felt much better about her being a twat had I been able to spot an unsavory clump of butterbutt on the back of her somewhere, but noooo. Nothing. Not a speck. And just look how bitter and hateful I am, to, all these years later, post this picture and tell you to have a gander at the wear n' tear. Now. See it.
Thank heavens I caught myself. I can't just sit here typing things like "Your forehead's groovy, baby!" and "What's in the bags, Faith?"... ...without giving you a better look at that crepey mess! Dayum! Head so wrinkled, she got to screw her hat on! If they give karma for being a jerk, I'm out like an epileptic in a staring contest. free hit counter � � 6 comments so far |