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2007-01-01 - 6:20 p.m. HAPPY NEW ZZZZZZZZZZZ Help! Save me from myself! The new year's begun, and I've spent the first day of it doing nothing but sleeping. I will now head out to the Cracker Barrel to dine amongst the elderly; makeup pasted over my swollen and homely head in a futile attempt to hide the ugly whilst I cap off my day of wallowing with a big plate of cabbage and black-eyed peas. Now I'll be swollen, homely AND gassy. Watch out world. Here I come. free hit counter � � 8 comments so far
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