2005-11-29 - 7:46 a.m.

BRACE YOURSELF

I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this. Witness...

Mullet, Squared!

I suppose this felllow is sporting much more of a "Skullet". Imagine! He thinks he looks good!

I've seen The Skullet before. Once, while dining at a favorite Chinese restaurant, a family lumbered in and Dad and both sons sported the infernal Skullet. The kids were about 9 and 4, and the entire lot was grossly overweight. They were big, but it was their hair that made them a spectacle.
Each male had his head shaved, save for a tuft of curly length at the nape of each neck. Absolutely horrifying.

Later my son encountered the littlest Skullet (roughly the size of a Volkswagon)in the men's room, where all were witness to hilarity when Little Skullet got completely naked for the purpose of loaf pinching.

I suppose tough work like that requires complete freedom and range of movement.

Gosh, you'd think I would end on a much more ladylike note.

Wrooooong.

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