2023-12-03 - -
2023-11-11 - It's Happening
2023-10-17 - I'm Going Home
2023-10-11 - Dream a Little Dream of Somebody Else's Husband
2023-09-02 - Mazel tov. AGAIN.
2023-08-25 - -
2023-08-19 - Happy Birthday to Me
2023-08-10 - It WAS.
2023-08-06 - Whatever It Takes, I Guess
2023-07-30 - -
2023-07-24 - Are They Ill-Tempered?
2023-07-21 - IT WAS ONLY A DREAM
2023-06-20 - God, I appreciate that.
2023-06-13 - SHUT. THE. HOLE.
2023-05-16 - CAKE AND DEATH
2023-04-18 - Pal.
2023-04-12 - Talking to Shafreaka
2023-03-26 - I'm a dish who makes dishes
2023-02-26 - My Nug
2023-02-10 - Sister
2023-02-10 - Sister
2023-02-09 - Locki
2023-01-04 - Talking About It
2023-01-02 - Dreaming of Love
2022-10-29 - God do.
2022-10-12 - Shirking Responsibility
2022-10-11 - BELIEVE IT OR NOT....I have a line.
2022-10-03 - My Jet Set Life. Except I Drove.
2022-08-30 - Suckah.
2022-08-25 - douche haiku
2022-08-04 - The Call of the Nyquil Bird
2022-06-30 - I Love Him, I Tell You
2022-06-19 - -
2022-05-30 - two things
2022-05-14 - Ramblinnramblin ramblin rambling rammmmm BLIN
2022-05-04 - -
2022-04-19 - -
2022-04-02 - This Entry Is Dirty
2022-03-22 - Hello there, Handsome Senior Citizen
2022-03-14 - YOU FAILED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2022-02-24 - -
2022-02-02 - -
2022-01-30 - What a Nice Surprise
2022-01-09 - Disco Inferno
2021-12-20 - Natural Immunity Rocks
2021-11-04 - -
2021-10-21 - Fall, at Last!
2021-10-18 - My Ego...She Hurts
2021-10-13 - It's a Manifestival!
2021-07-01 - -
2021-06-03 - You Owe Trump An Apology
2021-03-11 - TWICE BITTEN
2020-12-14 - Snow Day
2020-12-11 - 10 Years ... or ... Beware The Uneven Yoke
2020-12-08 - "I drank water today". Oh SHUT IT
2020-12-07 - Ugh
2020-11-03 - It's All Good (almost)
2020-09-17 - Young Myra and The Giant Inflatable Banana
2020-08-17 - I Smell Like a Monkey, and I Look Like One, Too. A really chic one, though.
2020-07-27 - FREE!
2020-03-26 - Oh shut UP
2020-01-21 - Really?
2019-12-18 - Give till it hurts (or, Whine and Cheese)
2019-10-16 - No Brie, No Way, No How. And I'm annoyed you would ever attempt it.
2019-09-23 - Thirsty...?
2019-04-28 - I GET TO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
2018-12-05 - F. Wit's the name, don't wear it out.
2018-08-22 - The Poor Four
2018-08-11 - I Dont Have To Do That Just Because You Expect Me To
2018-07-23 - COME TO ARKANS- waitaminute, no. Don't.
2018-03-12 - My Two
2018-02-18 - Isn't She...
2018-01-15 - Life is good.
2018-01-07 - blossom
2017-11-14 - And Awayyyyy We Go!
2017-11-04 - Pie and Moving and Abject Fear
2017-09-28 - -
2017-09-27 - Dreams and Scenes and Irritating Things
2017-09-06 - SEE YA
2017-09-01 - It's Happened
2017-08-14 - Fat Cells are Tenacious Buttholes.
2017-05-14 - Cringe
2017-05-01 - Hurry Up, Tide.
2017-04-24 - -
2017-03-21 - bring it on, punk
2017-02-22 - Progress
2017-01-16 - No Tattoos.
2017-01-10 - BETTER
2016-12-22 - ONE READER IS ENOUGH. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2016-11-08 - meh
2016-10-14 - CRAFTYPANTS
2016-10-04 - I NEED
2016-09-29 - Still in the Soup
2016-09-25 - STILL ALIVE
2016-09-19 - Encore
2016-09-08 - A Nice Dream
2016-09-06 - When You Know, But They Don't Know You Know
2016-08-30 - Thank You, Mr. Pig. So Nice of You to Say.
2016-08-07 - Third Time's a Charm
2016-07-16 - Nobody's Looking Anyway
2016-07-14 - FUCK THIS.
2016-06-28 - Perspective
2016-06-27 - I Knew It Was Coming.
2016-06-23 - How Long Until the Fresh Start Starts?
2016-06-20 - Still Love
2016-06-10 - Hippie Thoughts
2016-05-30 - I'll Take Root Canal for 100, Alex
2016-05-20 - Going...Up?
2016-04-19 - I'm Tired.
2016-04-09 - Why Not George Clooney?
2016-03-23 - -
2016-03-11 - Be Still My Heart
2016-03-04 - -
2016-02-29 - Nope.
2016-02-22 - Ok, That's Enough.
2016-02-19 - This hurts, Janice
2016-02-15 - Red Letter Day
2016-02-10 - -
2016-02-04 - Hello Again.
2014-06-05 - Heller
2012-10-09 - Time For My Yearly!
2011-03-23 - Topics
2010-02-13 - Hiya
2009-07-18 - CHURCH CHAT
2009-07-12 - NEW DAY, FRESH SPLEEN
2009-07-09 - GIGGADY GIGGADY GOO IS ONLY FUNNY ON TV
2009-07-01 - I SHOT SANTA
2009-04-22 - FARTKNOCKERS BE DAMNED!
2009-04-17 - I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING TODAY...OR YESTERDAY...OR THE DAY BEFORE...
2009-03-25 - BOO fuckin HOO
2009-03-01 - FACE THE PAIN
2009-02-20 - I'M THE DOUCHE
2009-02-14 - MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE DORKS TO THE YARD
2009-01-10 - IT'S POISON I TELL YOU
2009-01-01 - THE BLOCK PARTY, THE BAG OF DOUCHE, AND THE BIG DUMB DRUNK
2008-11-24 - THICK AS A BRICK
2008-11-18 - WOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and stuff
2008-11-09 - Revelations
2008-10-31 - A TALE OF TWO HAIR BEARS
2008-10-17 - YOUR MONEY OR YOUR PICTURES
2008-09-19 - JELLYDOG
2008-08-22 - WHATEVERRRRR
2008-08-03 - WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
2008-07-21 - NOT READY FOR THAT JELLY
2008-07-13 - GUESS WHAT??? I'M GOING TO HELL!
2008-06-29 - I FOUND MY THRILL
2008-06-22 - NICK NACK LICK A TAT GIVE A GIRL A LIFE
2008-06-21 - BREAKING HOME TIES
2008-06-08 - THE BUTTERY PASTA HEALTHPLAN and assorted ramblings of a woman with no social life whatsoever
2008-06-04 - AND IT DON'T STOP
2008-06-01 - THE BACKNE SANDWICH
2008-05-29 - IT'S BEEN A WHILE
2008-04-25 - LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS
2008-04-08 - LAND OF THE LOSS
2008-04-07 - THE BEST CAT
2008-03-30 - HOW CAN SOMETHING SO CUTE SMELL SO BAD
2008-03-12 - PENN HID OUT IN MY PSYCHE FOR THREE DAYS
2008-02-18 - OFFICE COUGHY AND WHISKEYMINT
2008-02-02 - SHORTIE SPEAKS
2008-01-06 - RETURN TO CONSCIENCE
2007-12-26 - I LIKE PRESENTS
2007-12-25 - BERRY CHRISTMAS
2007-12-02 - SILENCE IS GOLDEN (and short-lived)
2007-11-29 - TONGUE MONKEY!
2007-11-29 - TONGUE MONKEY!
2007-11-28 - MIMI GAVE ME THE COOTIES
2007-11-20 - EEE
2007-11-18 - STOOD UP!
2007-11-16 - AGONY
2007-11-14 - I DID WHAT?????????????????????
2007-11-12 - MY WEEKEND REPORT
2007-11-04 - I THINK I WANNA PARTY RIGHT NOW
2007-10-28 - GOT FREAKY LAST NIGHT
2007-10-21 - T'WAS A GOOD ONE
2007-10-17 - DEE OH DOUBLE YOU ENN DOWN
2007-10-15 - THE LATE, GREAT PUMPKIN
2007-10-02 - HOW TO GET TEN LEGS INTO A SINGLE PAIR OF PANTS
2007-09-30 - BOO!
2007-09-24 - FALL MAKES ME WANT TO VIOLATE CHICKENS
2007-09-08 - THIS ENTRY IS FILTHY
2007-09-05 - 3 BOOBS ARE ON A PORCH, SEE...
2007-09-04 - MUSKYDAYUMMMMMM
2007-08-26 - FISTS OF FLABBY
2007-08-19 - HIPPO BIRD DOG TO MEEEEEEE HIPPO BIRD DOG TO MEEEEE
2007-08-12 - I LOVE STUFF
2007-08-10 - THE TRUTH ABOUT ALCOHOLICS
2007-08-05 - YOU'RE DREAMING IF YOU THINK I'M BUYING
2007-06-27 - JUST STUFF
2007-06-23 - IF THIS GETS ERASED BEFORE I CAN POST IT, I'M COMIN TO YOUR HOUSE TO BEAT YOU UP, ANDY
2007-04-21 - THIS JUST SLAYED ME
2007-04-19 - COUPLA THINGS
2007-04-11 - YEAH, YOU
2007-03-28 - Norbert and Dagget
2007-03-27 - WHEN HE SAYS FROG, I JUMP.
2007-02-14 - GOOGE
2007-02-03 - YOU KILLED MY WAFFLE HOUSE
2007-01-01 - HAPPY NEW ZZZZZZZZZZZ
2006-11-24 - MY SON, THE SHEISTER
2006-11-08 - AND THE WINNER IS.....NOT YOU!
2006-11-06 - THE CAT IS PISSED
2006-10-26 - I KNOW WHICH DWARF I AM TODAY
2006-10-20 - MISTAKEN IDENTITY
2006-10-14 - MY GUTS HURT
2006-10-02 - I'M A SPINSTER IN SECOND LIFE, TOO
2006-09-25 - EVEN KINDERGARTENERS HATE MONDAY
2006-09-24 - MY LITTLE GHOUL
2006-09-17 - IT IS USELESS TO RESIST HIM
2006-09-12 - T IS FOR TRAUMA
2006-09-09 - DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-05 - MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY....
2006-08-28 - STEP AWAY FROM THE MYRA
2006-08-21 - A TALE OF TWO TARDS
2006-08-20 - LOOK MUM! NO PRIDE!
2006-08-15 - MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYY!!!
2006-08-11 - FOUR???? WHY FOUR???
2006-08-09 - ...AND I LIKE TO DO DRARINGS
2006-08-02 - I DON'T FEEL TARDY
2006-07-26 - ROSEMARY'S JINGLE
2006-07-10 - THOSE BASTARDS
2006-07-09 - I AM SO DREAMY
2006-07-07 - EEK!
2006-07-06 - SO. WHAT HAPPENED?
2006-07-02 - RANDOM TIDBITS
2006-06-28 - DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
2006-06-22 - LUCKY DOG, LUCKY DOG
2006-06-18 - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ONE WILD AND CRAZY GUY
2006-06-14 - WELL DAMN
2006-06-12 - RAMBLINGS FROM WORK
2006-06-11 - IF I ORDER SOME HAIR, WILL THERE BE FOOD IN IT?
2006-06-05 - THE PERFECT DAY
2006-05-24 - TESTING, 1, 2...
2006-05-19 - THE HORROR
2006-05-17 - I DID IT AGAIN
2006-05-05 - VAIN MANAGEMENT
2006-04-26 - REALLY CHEAP COSTUMES, PART I
2006-04-26 - REALLY CHEAP COSTUMES, PART I
2006-04-22 - FUCKING HELL
2006-04-14 - JOHN WAYNE CRAWFISH (and if you don't get that title by the time you finish reading this entry, then I'm not gonna tell you)
2006-04-12 - HE'S NOT SHORT, BUT HE'S STALKY
2006-04-08 - DREAMS OF THE MEAT STORM
2006-04-02 - THE DEMONS HAVE TAKEN OVER
2006-03-25 - PUNS ABOUND...BUT I'M A LADY
2006-03-19 - THE 'WRONG" CHALLENGE
2006-03-17 - MORONS
2006-03-14 - ART IMITATES LIFE
2006-03-10 - FAITH MAKES HEADLINES
2006-03-09 - I NEED YOUR OPINION...
2006-02-24 - SPACE RAISIN
2006-02-18 - THE DAY I RIPPED A BLOODY CLUMP OF HAIR FROM MY EX'S GIRLFRIEND'S UGLY FUCKING HEAD
2006-02-12 - HURTY, NOT WORDY
2006-02-10 - PORKGUIN
2006-02-02 - THE NEWS
2006-01-30 - THOUGHTS ON A MONDAY
2006-01-24 - THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
2006-01-20 - FASHION CRIME
2006-01-19 - FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
2006-01-15 - YOU SIMPLY MUST TRY THE DOOKIE PUFFS
2006-01-10 - SO LAME, EVEN I AM SURPRISED
2006-01-04 - CHECK YOUR FACTS, KIDS...I'M STUPID
2005-05-30 - DON'T TRY
2005-12-27 - FESTIVUS MAKES YOU UGLY
2005-12-17 - SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN'T DRINK
2005-12-15 - OPEN LETTER TO ASS CLOWN
2005-12-14 - SERVES HIM.
2005-12-11 - KIDS
2005-12-09 - MY HAPPINESS
2005-11-30 - IT'S RAINING (toothless) MEN
2005-11-29 - BRACE YOURSELF
2005-11-23 - The Jolly, Candy-Like History Eraser Button
2004-05-03 - Booger Check
2003-11-23 - You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself, Dagget
2003-10-23 - Why, Festus?
2003-10-14 - Teets Hates Jesus
2003-09-30 - It Must Weigh 300 Pounds