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2005-05-30 - 12:12 a.m.

DON'T TRY

My kid thinks he's funny. Sometimes he really is, but most times he just blurts something really inappropriate and spends the next twenty minutes wishing a sudden aneurysm would silence my droning lecture.

Yesterday my kid attempted to style some comedy around the awesome power of his "junk". After a laugh-free silence, I told him I had seen peanut M&M's bigger than his junk.

He got really quiet. Adulthhood is sweet.


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