I just finished talking to my sister Wilberteets via Secondlife, where I hunted her up in order to spill the following sad tale. If the father (or mother) of your children is not a hopeless drunk, I urge you to take a moment out to thank God for that. Then, read this:
[22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: dude. got a minute? [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: holmes [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: ese [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: my slice [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: hey girrrrr [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: hey now [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: you shaggin? [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: no [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: good [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: just cuddling [22:53] Laveaux Ouachita: kevin is a fucktard [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: we were saying goodnight [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: ruh roh [22:53] Scarlett Artizar: what's up? [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: okay...do that and then let me tell you why Fucky McLoserdick is a big fat stupid piece of shit [22:54] Scarlett Artizar: lololl [22:54] Scarlett Artizar: go ahead geeves [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: he's really a moron, a drunken fool ass shitpoke [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: i fucking hate his stupid, booze-soured guts [22:54] Scarlett Artizar: hmmm... a lil mad are we? [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: YES [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: WE ARE [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: i just got home from driving to kevins to get evin [22:54] Scarlett Artizar: what did he do now? [22:54] Laveaux Ouachita: ...at 12:10 [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: he decided he had time for kid today [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: sent his girlfriend to pick him up [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: they spent time [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: went to a movie [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: then, instead of bringing my kid home [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: as is ALWAYS the necessity and he KNOWS IT [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: fuckstick the idiot starts drinking [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: gets niiiice and trashed [22:55] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: evin calls me about 10 [22:55] Laveaux Ouachita: asks if he can stay over [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: of course, i say no [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: i always say no (NOTE TO READER: dad lives in the straight up HOOD and has the judgement skills of a doorknob) [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: he says, ok [22:56] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: no biggie [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: midnight, i call [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: "where y'all at?" [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: kevin answered.. [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: he's obviously krunk [22:56] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: he's slurring, "isss okay man, isss okayyyyyy" [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: "shush lezzim stay here" [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: i said..."you're drunk." [22:56] Laveaux Ouachita: he denied it. [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: he says "ish okay ish okay" [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: i says no its not. [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: you pick him up, its your duty to return him [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: now that you're krunked [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: i have to drive across town [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: wake my 5 year old up [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: to come to your house [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: i left out all the "you stupid fuckers" that i was thinking [22:57] Laveaux Ouachita: ohhhh, i was thinkin em [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: but didnt shame him [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: yet he began yelling [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: "AW YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO LEAVE HIM SITTIN AT HOME ALONE ALL DAY EVERY DAY BUT HE CANT STAY HERE!" [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: in his "im an angry drunk" voice [22:58] Scarlett Artizar: great [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: then the phone goes dead [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: i waited 3 minutes [22:58] Laveaux Ouachita: called back, evin answered [22:59] Laveaux Ouachita: i said, get ready, here i come [22:59] Laveaux Ouachita: evin, sounding ...strange...said, "okay" [22:59] Laveaux Ouachita: here's what i find when i get there [22:59] Laveaux Ouachita: all 3, the girlfriend, her daughter, and evin are outside [22:59] Laveaux Ouachita: they are looking for kevin [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: who, according to his kid, threw evin's phone, then broke something valuable in their home [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: and followed all that up by HEADBUTTING A WINDOW [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: CAUSE THATS WHAT MEN DO [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: YES, BIG STRONG NON DRUNKEN LOSERS DO THAT ALLLL THE TIME [23:00] Scarlett Artizar: oh lord [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: he did that in front of my kid [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: in front. of. my. kid. [23:00] Scarlett Artizar: fabulous [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: he displayed what a fucking loser he is [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: directly in my kids face [23:00] Laveaux Ouachita: now evins worried he'll commit suicide [23:01] Scarlett Artizar: hmmm [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: i wish ...he'd get help or go away [23:01] Scarlett Artizar: just play that down, cause he won't [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: i am stifling myself [23:01] Scarlett Artizar: on purpose anyway [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: yes [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: i told evin he wont do thAT [23:01] Scarlett Artizar: I mean, play down the suicide thing [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: fucking asshat [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: yes [23:01] Laveaux Ouachita: i know [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: i have [23:02] Scarlett Artizar: kev ain't trying to die on purpose [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: sometimes i think,......that might...be... [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: notsobad [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: thats bad [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: but i think it [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: i think it a lot [23:02] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: i fucking hate his ass [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: for this [23:02] Scarlett Artizar: he needs to straighten up [23:02] Scarlett Artizar: what an idjit [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: in front of his son [23:02] Laveaux Ouachita: here, son, take this away in your memory forever [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: its me being a drunken asshat [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: enjoy! [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: i would like to beat the shit out of him [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: and then move his children away [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: where he cant be a tard before them [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: at all [23:03] Scarlett Artizar: houston perhaps? [23:03] Scarlett Artizar: hehe [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: yessir [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: perhaps [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: i had to vent [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: evin has come in here twice [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: i wanna sit with him [23:03] Laveaux Ouachita: try to smooth it for him a bit [23:04] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: tell him again his dad'll be fine [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: then...on the way home... [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: i hit a racoon. [23:04] Scarlett Artizar: oh shit [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: fucking hell [23:04] Scarlett Artizar: lol [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: yeah. [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: just the cherry i needed for this cake [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: lil trauma cherry for evin [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: on his "my dad sucks" cake [23:04] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: i have a black tornado over my head [23:04] Laveaux Ouachita: and i am grimacing [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: lol [23:05] Scarlett Artizar: hehe [23:05] Scarlett Artizar: kev needs to do better than that shit [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: yes he does [23:05] Scarlett Artizar: was his girlfriend mad? [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: i am tempted to cut him off...soooo tempted [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: at kevin, yes she was [23:05] Scarlett Artizar: yeah [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: she made him leave the house because he was acting such an ass [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: he tried to break evin's phone [23:05] Scarlett Artizar: maybe you should tell him get help for his debilitating alcoholism or he is done being a father [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: i told her i feel for her [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: yes [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: thats right [23:05] Laveaux Ouachita: i think i will [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: she is fed up too [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: she's talking leaving [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: he has fucked up THAT too [23:06] Scarlett Artizar: oh boy [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: oh, but he said he'd gonna quit when he turns 40. [23:06] Scarlett Artizar: cool [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: and of course you know he will [23:06] Scarlett Artizar: we can all be looking forward to that [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: oh yes [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: lets plan the party now [23:06] Laveaux Ouachita: non alcoholic of course [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: ...im gonna go tend kid [23:07] Scarlett Artizar: ok girrr [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: ty for letting me spew [23:07] Scarlett Artizar: yw [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: i feel bettter [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: aite den [23:07] Scarlett Artizar: I'm glad [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: can i post this as an entry? [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: this whole chat? [23:07] Scarlett Artizar: yeah, I spose [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: im tempted [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: might not do it [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: but...im tempted. [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: okay....go get in yo bed, nightowl [23:07] Laveaux Ouachita: :) [23:08] Scarlett Artizar: ok den [23:08] Laveaux Ouachita: i loves you [23:08] Scarlett Artizar: nite [23:08] Laveaux Ouachita: nite! [23:08] Scarlett Artizar: I loves you too [23:08] Scarlett Artizar: :) [23:08] Scarlett Artizar: nite den 23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: p.s. [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: evin paid for the movie [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: and the snacks [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: for both of them [23:12] Scarlett Artizar: fucking hell [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: yeah. [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: its like that [23:12] Scarlett Artizar: that pisses me right the fuck off [23:12] Laveaux Ouachita: as it should [23:12] Scarlett Artizar: nobody needs to be that sorry [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: why be sorry, when you can be Super Fantastic Sorry! [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: just thought I'd dap you wit that little fact [23:13] Scarlett Artizar: yeah, no half assed shit for kev [23:13] Scarlett Artizar: well, that sucks [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: naw he's goin' whole hog loser [23:13] Scarlett Artizar: lol [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: yep. fucker needs his sorry ass whupped [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: okay [23:13] Laveaux Ouachita: im gwine [23:14] Laveaux Ouachita: ...pray for my kid to not be scarred [23:14] Scarlett Artizar: ok [23:14] Laveaux Ouachita: aiite den [23:14] Laveaux Ouachita: night [23:14] Scarlett Artizar: night
