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2006-07-26 - 5:43 p.m. ROSEMARY'S JINGLE
I�m a jingle whore, and now it�s come back to haunt me. Here�s the deal: In addition to being a deejay, I make commercials for a living. When it's a jingle, my company charges a big production fee and I get $200. I make good stuff the majority of the time, but every now and then, I turn out a piece of utter shit which then haunts and humiliates me for the length of it's run. I *suffer*. And I did it�for 200 dollars. Gah. I�m at work, drawing a doodle of an elf on somebody�s belated birthday card when over the speakers came the first word and a half of the latest hideous abomination-in-song which I have birthed. I wrote it, I sang it, and it S-U-C-K-S...and the suck-ass ones always end up running FOREVER. Sheesh. I have GOT to be more discerning about what I am willing to do for $200.
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