"My sister, Wilberteets tagged the reading public in order to garner new titles and concepts for books that should never be. For the details of the challenge, please click the Wilberlink. For my soulless contribution, read on.
"You're A Bass Turd!" ...Joey thought his Mom was just being funny, nicknaming him after fish poop...but the truth was even funnier!
"Smothering Lily"...Timmy doesn't want to be a big brother...not now, not ever.
"Deal, Pickle"...The touching story of a troubled kid named Pickle and his struggle with fetal alcohol syndrome.
"Too Many Kittens"...Joey's dad has a plan, but first he needs a bag!
"Bunt Line Hitch Knot. Rolling Hitch Knot. Balloon Knot." -Daniel's Scout Master puts him to the test for a very special badge.
"Makin' Bacon"...Tommy learns the bloody truth about life on the farm.
"Peepaw Needs a Piggy Bank"...The roll of quarters in Peepaw's right front pocket makes cuddle time uncomfy for Jenny
"You're Not My Daddy!"...Billy finds out the black market isn't an African grocery.
"The Pokey Puppy"...Billy sleeps on his back...now.
"Because God Said So" and "Slumber Party Every Night!" ...a double edition of required reading for child-brides in Utah
