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DanjerusKurves - 2006-02-02 16:44:30
I just chatted on the phone with a friend who was trying to quietly blow snot bubbles. It doesn't work, I could hear it all. Now that I know people at the other end can hear "stuff", I guess I'd best stop using the toilet when I'm on the phone.
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Myramains - 2006-02-02 21:42:50
I always figured people could hear that distinctive girl-in-the-restroom "deedle-deedle-deedle" sound. I take no one, by phone or otherwise, to the loo with me. Well, except the oh-so-fortunate Teets of Wilber. And that's just by phone. Against her will, too.
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Hanau - 2006-02-02 22:51:25
I've got a friend who inspires me to pee. Every time he calls, I have some twisted Pavlovian Dog response and get the yellow eyed dancing a burning ferritt jig urge to pee. To make it worse he is completely grossed out by the concept of hearing me pee. Makes rolling out the hose a significant pleasure each and every time he calls.
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Teets - 2006-02-04 11:22:26
Congrats on your ratings!! Don't let the skin flint weasel out of giving you your prize!
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MyraMains - 2006-02-08 00:09:27
Oh, I'm gettin' a prize all right. It may be a rich man's eyeball on the end of my finger, but I'm getting a prize, you bet your fur. (P.S..."Rhonda" did very well in the ratings, too, and now they can't can her! Woo hoooo! Not that she's a delight; she's obnoxious and hard to like...but I didn't want her to get fired. Now, for the time being, she can't be!
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Nightmare - 2006-02-08 15:39:16
Ok So I'm new here. Are you doing afternoon drive in Top 40? Are you going to make me read your entire diary to ind out? Oh and I got Here through DK and her naughty picture site.
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MyraMains - 2006-02-08 17:23:29
So nice to see you here, Mr. Mare! I've noticed you in lots of places, from Incredipete to Pork to DK's Pink Bits Emporium (you're a boob man, if memory serves). I considered calling my page "Hooterville", but it all just felt wrong. Now. About that format. I'm a made-for-mornings jock who, for now, refuses to keep those hours...so I do middays...playing country. Yes. That's what I said. (Note: revoking one's interest is not allowed based on crappy format alone. Just in case you got any crazy ideas.)
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Nightmare - 2006-02-08 17:41:25
Prepare for some linky goodness. I did a 2 year stint as a Morning Monkey, 101.5 K-rock Manhapenis Kansas, and then a board op for Rick Dee's for 6 months found myself in a "stern like" conversation over the way I pronounced the word "Hundred". SO I decided to go to work making money. I do have a standing job offer in Wichita if I want to go back to Mornings and sales to compensate the lack of actual paychecks.
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Myra - 2006-02-08 17:46:34
So, did you say "hunnerd"? I have to know. Also...you know radio, Nightmare, so therefore, you completely understand the principal of Paper Money Over Preferential Music, and therefore do not find me to be a gargantuan hoseleak due to my unfortunate format. Right?
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Nightmare - 2006-02-08 18:01:03
OH absolutely!! I used to make apperences next door at the country station all of the time. And Money is money! And I will be stealing "hoseleak" that shit is funny.
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MyraMains - 2006-02-08 18:18:44
Much obliged. Here comes the song. Not my best singing, but I was pissed and it had to be done in time for the Christmas party later that evening. Brace yourself.
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Myra - 2006-02-08 18:30:54
Waitaminute. You mean, "OH absolutely, I said 'hunnerd'!", and not "OH absolutely, send me your incredibly clever song!"...didntcha? The shame.
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Nightmare - 2006-02-08 18:53:45
NO I meant Oh Absolutely I know the principal of Paper Money as opposed to concert tickets and CD's as a form of currency. And it is hard for me to email you anything when I can't seem to find your email address. I must be blind or just plain stupid. And yes he said I was saying hunnered, but he sounded even dumber saying hund-red. He was a complete stool pusing moron. who wants to listen to a 55 year old slow talking jock stuck in the 70's anyway?
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myramains - 2006-02-08 22:54:48
know why? 'Cause I suck and don't have a diaryland address. I hesitate to put my address here for the world (translation: my four readers who already know it...who am I kidding?) to see...but I tried your address and it didn't work. What to do?
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myra - 2006-02-08 22:55:58
stool pushing moron HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You rock. hard.
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Nightmare - 2006-02-09 08:58:16
Now give it a try, Stupid me had a typo in it!!
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