Comments:

Hanau - 2006-03-25 16:07:28
I'll let you in on a little secret, that is based on an assumption, but since you and your brood are a responsible lot its likely a safe assumption. What Ol' Possum needs are his man giblets back. If he had them and a cat door to the great outdoors, he would need nothing. Have you ever seen a Tom Cat act like he needed anything other than for you to leave him the hell alone while he's sleeping? And YES his claws are very sharp and the infectious itching will die down as soon as you wash the last of the dead possum's liver fed bacteria out of it. Ok, maybe he'd need his ear stiched back on occasionally and he'd probably need you to go ahead and cut off the the last three necrotic inches of his tail rather than let it hang by that little string of skin. But need anything from you? Nahhhh. His food bowl will remain full at all times, because it will be some pathetic gesture to keep him home or to send him a telesonic message to come home when he's prowling for a neck to bite and a place to plant his spur (and what it up with that?!) Litter box - it will stay clean, he'll take care of his business like his Serengetti forebears - in the flower bed right under the window that you like to keep open when the cool morning breeze is blowing. Well, thats only part of the story, your house would radiate a olfactory explanation of the old world phrase, "cat piss mean." See also cat fight/horny Tom wailing in the back yard, decapitated rodent, eviserated rodent and Explaning Tiger's Suddenly Brief Life to Your Children. Rub Possum's belly for me.
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MyraMains - 2006-03-25 17:53:43
An eye-opening theory indeed, Hanau. Your "last three inches of his necrotic tail" coupled with "cat piss mean" has managed to land a nice swig of mint tea in my sinuses. Thank you for that. Sadly, Possum's nards have long since boidegraded, and further, his claws are gone, too. He's a defenseless nancy-boy...and he needs.
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MyraMains - 2006-03-25 21:53:58
...and you should have a diary, sir.
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Nightmare - 2006-03-25 23:09:23
So what you want us to do is LOVE YOUR PUSSY!! Well I for one already do! Do you know they taste like chicken?
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MyraMains - 2006-03-25 23:10:54
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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DanjerusKurves - 2006-03-28 12:45:50
I'm in luuuuuuuuuuuuve!!!!!!!!!! ... imagine having FOUR of those.
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Dangerspouse - 2006-03-28 18:45:02
I wouldn't mind a girl with four of them. Er, assuming she had the moral fiber to keep all of them clean, that is.
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MyraMains - 2006-03-28 18:46:42
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Fun-NY, Dangerspouse!
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medea - 2006-03-30 22:36:15
I don't mean to interrupt but... I feel like I've been eavesdropping on the best conversation of my life reading your diary entries. thank you for sharing
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MyraMains - 2006-03-30 23:55:43
Thanks, medea. Interrupt anytime. I am a big fan of approval, in all it's forms!
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Loob - 2006-04-13 16:37:31
AHAHAHA!! I actually *was* eating. Chocolate icecream, in fact. But that's okay, that was hilarious! :)
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