Comments:

wilberteets - 2006-07-26 18:55:31
That's rough, dude. Thank God I never get publicly humiliated. Oh wait...
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MyraMains - 2006-07-26 19:23:47
Ha! Yeah, but your recent psychotic break isn't being run over and over again on a public forum...well, not until I get that video from the cousin of the groom, anyway. MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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Nightmare - 2006-07-28 08:05:22
HOLY CRAP!! You actually get paid for production???!!! You are my hero! I was the continuty director for 2 years at my station and all I got was $6.50 an hour and all the concert tickets I could steal. Back then for $200 I would have jerked off goats for breeding in public!...instead of private like now.
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Hanau - 2006-07-28 10:26:21
So, you're willing to be humiliated for only $200. Hmmmmmmm.......and you say that you're willing to fly now.....................The mind boggles.
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MyraMains - 2006-07-28 18:11:19
Nightmare. Yep. For jingles, I gets paid pretty well. Now, about your comment: you're a very sick and hilarious man, and your comment was too funny for me to see while drinking milk over my sister's keyboard. If her keys start sticking, I'm dead. Hanau: The $200 is a starter fee, and involves singing only. However, there's a vast array of offerings available for your selection, each at it's own non-negotiable fee. From the simple scalp massage to the more intricate "dirty sanchez", you'll find just what you're looking for. Financing is available...I'm crafting your rate card now. Save those pennies. P.S. How do you spell "lumpkin"?
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Hanau - 2006-07-29 22:44:29
Did you really say, "dirty sanchez?" Ok, umm, ahh, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! "dirty" (in this sense), "rusty", "muddy" and "red" need not ever be connected to words like "trombone" "wings" "stick" or any hispanic name, when you and I are talking. EVER, AGAIN!
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MyraMains - 2006-07-29 23:21:27
LOL! But Vato, I...I thought you were freaky like that!! You implied!!! So, if all the above is to be erased from your rate card...what's left? Did you NOT say humiliation? This leaves only fast club dancing, listening to Jewel, and getting ANOTHER Dorothy Hamill. And I am NOT doing *ANY* of that.
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Teets - 2006-07-31 23:28:22
2 words: Hot Carl.
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MyraMains - 2006-08-01 19:44:53
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA NOTHIN' SAYS LOVIN' LIKE A HOT CARL! WHAT SAY, HANAU? HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA
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Hanau - 2006-08-01 21:26:48
I feel like I should remeber Hot Carl, but apparently that memory occupies brain cells that were damaged during shipping. Keep in mind, the package is loaded by weight, not volume and some settling may have occurred. Management is not responsible for items left unattended. Unclaimed baggage will be confiscated or destroyed. Towing fees my vary, please contact Jack Daniel and Jose Cuervo for contest results. Your signature implies reciept of the document but not concurrence with its contents.
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Myramains - 2006-08-01 23:14:21
You feel like you should remember Hot Carl? I'm surprised. By all means, go to www.urbandictionary.com and be refreshed! Just type in Hot Carl, and let those memories come flooding back.
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Butthead - 2006-08-02 01:52:08
uh-huhuhuhuuuuh... he said package uh huh huuuuhhh
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