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Amy - 2007-10-02 23:13:23
My right eyelid is twitching uncontrollably and my brain is making that Three Stooges nyigh-yigh-yigh-yigh sound. *shudder* Lordy I hate them fucking things.
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artgnome - 2007-10-03 05:40:39
many moons ago, a yellow-jacket wasp got into my bag of Doritos and stung my mouth up good. It was horrifying, embarrassing and painful. E-YUCK! That pinky looks sooo painful. I hope that gets better soon.
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MyraMains - 2007-10-03 08:46:50
Amy, that made me laugh out loud and slosh hot English breakfast tea on my unmentionables. Artgnome: AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO WAYYYYYYYY!!! Now THAT is the most horrible thing I have EVER heard. You have the combination of THE MOST HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE EVER (which is of course, bug-in-the-mouth) coupled with the most painful sting possible!!!! That sucks so hard I am in a new state of awe. This totally outdoes "spider in the pants". My pinkie is fine now. Hope the same can be said for your mouth!
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OBF - 2007-10-03 23:49:38
Well, Miss Muffet, the spider is supposed to sit down beside ya, not in your pants. Don't worry the small ones don't eat much. Did I ever tell you about the tarantulas in Haiti? Short version - as big as my hand, crawled across my mosquito net and pulled it down on my chest and woke me up by crawling across my neck and chest. Short bug in mouth tale - Day before 9th grade - bee in coke, coke in mouth, bee in mouth, first day of school with mutant face. I gots me some bug stories, but your's is the funniest!
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MyraMains - 2007-10-04 08:39:17
OBF!!! Look at you and Art, with the "bee-in-mouth" stories! GAH! As I said, "bee-in-mouth" tops "spider in pants", hands down. OBF, you were hazard prone! Let's see, there was head-gaping bike accidents, ball- crushing soccer games...then you went to flinging yourself out of aircraft...Poor dude. Gosh, I hope your bloody years are behind you, but I have a sneaking suspicion they're certainly not, mister likes-to-ride-at-breakneck-speed-in-a-balance-threatening-cluster-with-other-wheeled-deathwish-holders. :) I will buy lots of Ace bandages andhope for the best. Oh! And I should mention my bug-in-the-eye story. For those of you who don't know, OBF was my first kiss...and when I went to get said first kiss, outside the gym on early school morning after P.E...a little bug flew into my eye. I was already in OBF's personal space, and it was too late to bail without him knowing I had a problem, which at 13 was soemthing I COULD NOT ALLOW HIM TO SEE...so I just turned my head to the side to hide the bug (which was by then doing the watusi on my iris), kissed OBF, and ran away. I could smell the beetle in my eyeball...he had a beetly smell, and now when I smell that bugly scent I think of OBF and his sweet preteen kisses outside Hanau High School. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeemoorieeees!
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OBF - 2007-10-04 20:30:53
Awwww gawrsh. Nope probably not going to stop hurting myself soon. I just re-signed up with the old bike team. You've seen the pics - green and red and white kit.
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Myramains - 2007-10-04 21:30:04
Congrats!!! I'll still think you're hot, even with large swatches of skin missing. And yes, I've seen the pictures, alright...you were ROCKIN' that Spandex!
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